Oops, I Screwed Up Again

So Britney Spears' younger sister Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant. Until I read the story, I had no idea Britney even had a younger sister. But what intrigued me wasn't the fact Jamie Lynn got knocked up, but that their mother, Lynne Spears, had a parenting advice book, Pop Culture Mom: A Real Story of Fame and Family in a Tabloid World, that was coming out on Mother's Day. Now the book has been put on indefinite hold. Go figure. I think they can still save the book but need to have a more accurate title. Here are my book title suggestions:

  • Oops, I Screwed Up Again
  • Jamie Lynn Was an Accident
  • I'll Raise My Grandchildren Better
  • You Don't Have to Be Famous to Get Pregnant
  • I'm Cashing In: How I Raised Two Pop-Culture Screw-Ups
  • I Didn't Raise My Kids in a Trailer Park Even Though They Act Like It