Global Warming: Bad for Bulgarian Brothels

From the Metro:

Brothel owners in Bulgaria are blaming global warming for staff shortages.

They claim their best girls are working in ski resorts because a lack of snow has forced tourists to seek other pleasures.

Petra Nestorova, who runs an escort agency in Sofia, said: 'We have hired students, but they are temps and nothing like our elite girls.'

My first reaction to this story was to laugh. Then I read the story again. It makes no sense. How could their best girls be working at ski resorts if there’s no snow? I tried to find a longer story on the subject but to no avail. Maybe she means her best girls are working the ski resorts because with no snow there’s nothing but bored skiers.  Something was obviously lost in translation.

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