I'm sure most of you have been up at late into the night wondering if my and fellow weightlifter complaints about the new gym were heeded. The good news is that you can all start sleeping again. The gym responded by putting in new benches and more disinfect stations so that lifting three times a week is fun again.
And then to show it was nothing personal, they got someone to create a giant balloon replica of me to help attract people to the gym.
I think they did a great job.