July 6th, 2012 | 7 comments
Longtime readers of this blog know I’m a big fan of the Lee Child’s Jack Reacher novels. Needless to say I was thrilled to learn last that a Jack Reacher movie is coming out this December. Sadly, my euphoria was short lived because moments later I realized some idiot cast Tom Cruise as Reacher.
For those who are unfamiliar with the Jack Reacher, he’s 6′ 5″ tall, has a 50-inch chest, weighs about 250 pounds, has ice-blue eyes and dirty blond hair. Oh and he has a natural muscular physique. Does that sound anything remotely close to the 5′ 7″, 170 pound Tom Cruise?
Yeah, I know that movies are made to make money and Tom Cruise usually does a good job selling tickets, but were the movie makers that hard up that they to pick Cruise? Was there no one else that could play a more credible Reacher that could also help sell tickets?
For those familiar with the book, the trailer below will make you laugh when you realize Tom Cruise can’t pull off Jack Reacher worth beans. Then you’ll cry when you realize the Movie Gods really blew a chance to get this one right.
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